"Drugs have taught an entire generation of kids……" — P.J. O'Rourke
"Drugs have taught an entire generation of kids the metric system"
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578 Quotes by P.J. O'Rourke
P.J. O'Rourke has 578 quotes on this site.
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Marijuana is self-punishing. It makes you acutely sensitive, and in this world, what worse punishment could there be?
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Getting down on all fours and imitating a rhinoceros stops babies from crying. (Put an empty cigarette pack on your…
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Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick.
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The neo-hippie-dips, the sentimentality-crazed iguana anthropomorphizers, the Chicken Littles, the three-bong-hit William Blakes- thank God these people don't actually go…
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There is only one basic human right: the right to do as you please, without causing others harm. With it…
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A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them.
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Violence is interesting. This is a great obstacle to world peace and also to more thoughtful television programming.
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Anyhow, all mankind's ideas and interests, all human aims and motives, are exhibited, fully formed, in a three-year-old child. The…
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Zen martini: A martini with no vermouth at all. And no gin, either.
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Remember, your body needs 6 to 8 glasses of fluid daily. Straight up or on the rocks.
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Whatever the occasion, do not neglect alcohol. No other refreshment will do. Yes, alcohol kills brain cells, but it's very…
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You can smoke or drink on a golf course without interrupting the game, and you can take a leak -…
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More Drug Quotes
This quote is filed under Drug Quotes,
one of 2,278 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
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If you have children, you don't want to have drugs and drinks in the house. It's just not good.
— Billie Joe Armstrong
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On average, drug prisoners spend more time in federal prison than rapists, who often get out on early release because…
— Michael Badnarik
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Drug prohibition has caused gang warfare and other violent crimes by raising the prices of drugs so much that vicious…
— Michael Badnarik
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Space is big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind-bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it's…
— Douglas Adams
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I had some money, I made the best paintings ever. I was completely reclusive, worked a lot, took a lot…
— Jean-Michel Basquiat
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I've stopped drinking, but only while I'm asleep.
— George Best
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I just got tired of being sick and tired and feeling down. Unfortunately, you don't realize this until you're getting…
— Steven Adler
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By crying on my bed, drinking quite a lot and feeling tempted by drugs. Well, just not reading it to…
— Jo Brand
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Left-wing politicians take away your liberty in the name of children and of fighting poverty, while right-wing politicians do it…
— Harry Browne
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I found that I was getting a warm reception for my message of freeing you from the income tax, releasing…
— Harry Browne
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Our national drug is alcohol. We tend to regard the use any other drug with special horror.
— William S. Burroughs
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I've seen firsthand the terrible consequences of drug abuse. My heart is with all who suffer from addiction and the…
— Columba Bush
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