Bar Quote by Pierce Brosnan

I've had varying luck with comedy in the past, but I'd really like to give that another go. I don't know if I'd chase…

— Dennis Quaid

I am a big comedy fan, having been in 'Coupling.'

— Gina Bellman

I'm not saying everyone who has a problem in their relationship should be a comedian, but I think if you're to work things out…

— John Bishop

Stand-up comedy is tough right now. Anybody can come to a concert, tape you, and put you up on the Internet. You either fight…

— Jeff Dunham

No matter what town we went to, if there was a comedian playing, I'd go watch.

— Michael Waltrip

“You can never lose a fight in your own bar, because if you do, it’s not your bar anymore.”

— Ilona Andrews

Comedy clubs sharpen a comic, they're like the gym for us, making us stronger, faster, funnier. Without them every comedy show would feel like…

— Nigel Ng

Mmmm... the comedy that matters is the comedy you pull out of thin air. It's a bit like when something funny has happened and…

— Jack Dee

I'd love to dive into a comedy.

— Lily Collins

If I had to perform in a comedy club I would bomb; I would be trying too hard.

— Henry Rollins

I'd fight anyone I've ever lost to.

— Roy Nelson

I joke, but I'm sort of serious: I've always wanted to get into a fight. I know that sounds horrible, but I always had…

— Juliana Harkavy