Chief justice Quote by Philip Guedalla

“Like cars in amusement parks, our direction is often determined through collisions. ”

— Yahia Lababidi

“Sometimes you can see car crashes from a long way off, if the road is straight and both vehicles are heading towards each other…

— Nick Hornby

“The highways are crowded with people who drive as if their sole purpose in getting behind the wheel is to avenge every wrong ever…

— Hunter S. Thompson

Most collisions out on the fields are needless.

— Ty Cobb

A careful driver is one who honks their horn when going through a red light

— Toni Watson

If somebody honks a horn in Cleveland, they're saying 'Hi.' It's so rare to be honked at in anger. When we have merging traffic,…

— Mary Doria Russell

Every scandal has its road kill: the pedestrians who stumble into the headlights of the oncoming 18-wheeler.

— Bill Dedman

“A question. So what are people supposed to do if they want to avoid a collision (thud!) but still lie in the field, enjoying…

— Haruki Murakami

A careful driver is one who honks his horn when he goes through a red light.

— Henry Morgan

I think car horns should sound like gun shots…I bet you'll move then.

— Anonymous

Are you driving sideways, or sliding driveways?

— Cody

“If the laws of traffic are honored, then the car will not collide anywhere. If you abide by all kinds of laws of this…

— Dada Bhagwan