"Whenever I get that sad, depressed feeling, I……" — P.G. Wodehouse
"Whenever I get that sad, depressed feeling, I go out and kill a policeman."
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279 Quotes by P.G. Wodehouse
P.G. Wodehouse has 279 quotes on this site.
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Golf, like the measles, should be caught young, for, if postponed to riper years, the results may be serious.
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"After all, golf is only a game", said Millicent. Women say these things without thinking. It does not mean that…
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Golf acts as a corrective against sinful pride. I attribute the insane arrogance of the later Roman Emperors almost entirely…
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Confidence, of course is an admirable asset to a golfer, but it should be an unspoken confidence. It is perilous…
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The test of a great golfer is his ability to recover from a bad start.
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I wonder what Tommy Morris would have had to say to all this number 6-iron, number 12-iron, number 28-iron stuff.…
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Golf is the Great Mystery. Like some capricous goddess, it bestows its favours with what would appear an almost fat-headed…
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Men capable of governing empires fail to control a small white ball, which presents no difficulties whetever to others with…
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Many bad golfers marry, feeling that a wife's loving solicitude may improve their game. But they are rugged, thick-skinned men,…
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Alcohol is a misunderstood vitamin.
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Skiing consists of wearing $3,000 worth of clothes and equipment and driving 200 miles in the snow in order to…
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Flowers are happy things.
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I couldn't be with someone who is depressed all the time.
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If I didn't try to eavesdrop on every bus ride I take or look for the humor when I go…
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Retirement from work has depressed many a man and hastened his death.
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I just got tired of being sick and tired and feeling down. Unfortunately, you don't realize this until you're getting…
— Steven Adler
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Because, you know, resilience - if you think of it in terms of the Gold Rush, then you'd be pretty…
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As a child I always wanted to be a singer. The music my mother played in the house moved me…
— Mary J. Blige
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Music makes us want to live. You don't know how many times people have told me that they'd been down…
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When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking.
— Elayne Boosler
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My mum taught me to knit when I was a child, and I turn to it, for some weird reason,…
— Jo Brand
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There is a difference between executive producing and producing. Producing, you have no life for two years. You take everything…
— Sandra Bullock
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I used to get out of bed sometimes and feel depressed and watched a lot of reruns on TV to…
— Sandra Bullock
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The political system is broken, the economy is broken and so is society. That is why people are so depressed…
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