"He had just about enough intelligence to open……" — P.G. Wodehouse
"He had just about enough intelligence to open his mouth when he wanted to eat, but certainly no more."
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279 Quotes by P.G. Wodehouse
P.G. Wodehouse has 279 quotes on this site.
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Golf, like the measles, should be caught young, for, if postponed to riper years, the results may be serious.
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"After all, golf is only a game", said Millicent. Women say these things without thinking. It does not mean that…
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Golf acts as a corrective against sinful pride. I attribute the insane arrogance of the later Roman Emperors almost entirely…
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Confidence, of course is an admirable asset to a golfer, but it should be an unspoken confidence. It is perilous…
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The test of a great golfer is his ability to recover from a bad start.
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I wonder what Tommy Morris would have had to say to all this number 6-iron, number 12-iron, number 28-iron stuff.…
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Golf is the Great Mystery. Like some capricous goddess, it bestows its favours with what would appear an almost fat-headed…
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Men capable of governing empires fail to control a small white ball, which presents no difficulties whetever to others with…
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Many bad golfers marry, feeling that a wife's loving solicitude may improve their game. But they are rugged, thick-skinned men,…
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Alcohol is a misunderstood vitamin.
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Skiing consists of wearing $3,000 worth of clothes and equipment and driving 200 miles in the snow in order to…
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Flowers are happy things.
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What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do?…
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I'm a mad Gummi fan. I always have Gummis in my trailer. But you can't eat too many because then…
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I don't have any particular thing I do ritualistically. I do the same thing every day. I get up. Drink…
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The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
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I love food and feel that it is something that should be enjoyed. I eat whatever I want. I just…
— Tyra Banks
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In the hospital, I promised myself that I ever walked again, that I would eat well and swim every day.
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I eat cheese and salami and a lot of fried chicken. I eat a big bag of oatmeal-raisin cookies every…
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Since I had my gastric bypass surgery in 1998, I eat like a bird. Unfortunately, that bird is a California…
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I'm a farmer now, and it's fantastic. My goal is to be totally self-sufficient and grow everything that I eat.…
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I love chicken. I would eat chicken fingers on Thanksgiving if it were socially acceptable.
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I've been a vegetarian for years and years. I'm not judgemental about others who aren't, I just feel I cannot…
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I don't drink milk, and I don't eat bread, pasta or rice. But I eat a lot of meat, chicken,…
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