Fairy godmother Quote by Peter St. John

“What I wud do if I was Buller, an' I thank Hivin I'm not, wud be move me ar-rmy in half-an-hour over th' high…

— Finley Peter Dunne

“Falderson," he said quietly to Bahzell in passable Navahkan, "is as stupid as the day is long." He craned his neck to gaze up…

— David Weber

“Daft Wullie had raised a finger. 'Point o' order, Rob,' he said, 'but it was a wee bittie hurtful there for you to say…

— Terry Pratchett

“Why,' swore Yossarian at him approvingly, 'you evil-eyed, mechanically-aptituded, disaffiliated son of a -----, did you walk around with anything in your cheeks?' 'I…

— Joseph Heller

“The funniest part of that joke is, 'say what you will about Hitler.”

— Jerry Seinfeld

“What have ye again' th' king?' says I. 'He is an opprissor iv th' poor,' he says. 'So ar-re ye,' I says, 'or ye'd…

— Finley Peter Dunne

“He looks at me, the circle, then me again. “It’s really you, right? I didn’t create some simulacrum that was inhabited by a demon?…

— Vaughn R. Demont

“That sthrikes me as a gran' platform," said Mr. Hennessy. "I'm with it fr'm start to finish." "Sure ye are," said Mr. Dooley, "an'…

— Finley Peter Dunne

“(Thinking while being interrogated by the Germans) You big shots think you can decide on my life, but I have news for you: you…

— Diet Eman

“Just so you're aware,' Mor chirped from the other side, 'We do have to go soon.' ... 'We have thirty minutes,' he said with…

— Sarah J. Maas

“On my mental instant replay, I realized that obliquely comparing his family to the Nazis was maybe not my finest moment. He was quiet…

— Rebecca Makkai

“Maura (fucking witch ass bitch Mussolini Al Qaeda darth vader non-entity)”

— John Green