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Don't be more serious than God. God invented dog farts.

— Peter Kreeft

Remember that there is nothing in God but what is godlike; and that He is either not at all, or truly and perfectly good.

— Anthony Ashley-Cooper, 7th Earl of Shaftesbury

Since Jesus was human then he most assuredly farted and burped. And if God did create us in God's image then God must fart…

— Sherman Alexie

I don't like to talk about it in those terms; it's impossible to describe who or what God "is." Suppose you were a horse,…

— John Shelby Spong

God is a child who amuses himself, going from laughing to crying for no reason, each day reinventing the world to the chagrin of…

— Anonymous

“This God’s thoughts consist mainly of rape and murder. This mentally-retarded hunchback of the heavens gets particular pleasure out of seeing young children abused…

— Jordan Krall

<…> God is a person; godliness is a quality. You cannot become God, but you can be godly. <...>

— Anonymous

Is God a man with two arms and legs like me? Does He have eyes, a head? Does He have bowels? Well I do,…

— John Harvey Kellogg

God displayed a sense of humor when he configured the region between our legs an entertainment complex built around a sewage system.

— Neil deGrasse Tyson

The kindly God who lovingly fashioned each and every one of us and sprinkled the sky with shining stars for our delight - that…

— Daniel Dennett

God is a mean-spirited, pugnacious bully bent on revenge against His children for failing to live up to his impossible standards.

— Walt Whitman

God is only God when he is acting as such.

— Gordon B. Hinckley