"I love being a writer. What I can't…" — Peter De Vries

"I love being a writer. What I can't stand is the paperwork."

— Peter De Vries

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75 Quotes by Peter De Vries

Peter De Vries has 75 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

When I can no longer bear to think of the victims of broken homes, I begin to think of the…
I was thinking that we all learn by experience, but some of us have to go to summer school.
We turned on one another deep, drowned gazes, and exchanged a kiss that reduced my bones to rubber and my…
We know the human brain is a device to keep the ears from grating on one another.
Anyone informed that the universe is expanding and contracting in pulsations of eighty billion years has a right to ask.…
We must love one another, yes, yes, that's all true enough, but nothing says we have to like each other.…
Murals in restaurants are on a par with the food in museums.
Life is a crowded superhighway with bewildering cloverleaf exits on which a man is liable to find himself speeding back…
Every novel should have a beginning, a middle, and an end.
Let us hope, I prayed, that a kind Providence will put a speedy end to the acts of God under…
Sex in marriage is like medicine. Three times a day for the first week. Then once a day for another…
We must love one another, yes, yes, that's all true enough, but nothing says we have to like each other.

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