Old jokes Quote by Persimmon Growing Pig Farmer

This is not really currency that circulates. It's like the old joke about expensive vintage wine. Wine prices will go up and once in…

— Michael Hudson

I could become like that dyslexic agnostic in the old joke - the one who lies in bed and tries to figure out if…

— Anne Lamott

Being a military child, we moved a lot and we developed different vernaculars from moving from the south, to the Midwest, and seeing the…

— Joe Torry

according to the old joke, married people are often like little boys bathing, who cry with chattering teeth to the boys on the shore,…

— Dinah Maria Murlock Craik

If you do a joke that's really old, then what happens is people on Reddit and Twitter just go, 'Real original, you're just doing…

— Chris Hardwick

There is an old joke about socialism as the synthesis of the highest achievements of the whole human history to date: from prehistoric societies…

— Slavoj Žižek

Medicine is a very old joke, but it still goes on.

— Andre Maurois

I've dropped a lot of race humor from my routines, not because I think it is in bad taste, but because I don't want…

— Nipsey Russell

There's an old joke that you know you're in heaven if the cooks are Italian and the engineering is German. If it's the other…

— David Byrne

The whole movie thing has never been a source of great pride for me, in that Burt Reynolds, who starred in the picture, butchered…

— Brock Yates

Baltimore has been a punchline/punching bag for years - I've landed a few blows, to be fair - but those old jokes are out…

— Laura Lippman

Nigerians are everywhere. There's an old joke, particularly about the Ibos, that when you finally land on Mars, you're going to find a Nigerian…

— Chris Abani