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“The fact that pigs were abroad in the night seemed to bring home to me the perilous nature of my enterprise.” — P.G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
“I never met a pig I didn't like. All pigs are intelligent, emotional, and sensitive souls. They all love company. They all crave contact… — Sy Montgomery Copy Share Image
“Never wrestle with pigs. You both get dirty and the pig likes it.” — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
“To fatten a pig, a farmer will feed him well. The pig must think his life a paradise, never knowing he gorges himself so… — David Anthony Durham Copy Share Image
This is not really currency that circulates. It's like the old joke about expensive vintage wine. Wine prices will go up and once in… — Michael Hudson Copy Share Image
And the look on her face as she opened the door Was like an old joke told by a friend. It'd taken ten more… — Harry Chapin Copy Share Image
There's the old joke, "What's the difference between country and redneck? Well, that's three hundred dollars." — Larry the Cable Guy Copy Share Image
Nigerians are everywhere. There's an old joke, particularly about the Ibos, that when you finally land on Mars, you're going to find a Nigerian… — Chris Abani Copy Share Image
The whole movie thing has never been a source of great pride for me, in that Burt Reynolds, who starred in the picture, butchered… — Brock Yates Copy Share Image
There's an old joke that you know you're in heaven if the cooks are Italian and the engineering is German. If it's the other… — David Byrne Copy Share Image
There is an old joke about socialism as the synthesis of the highest achievements of the whole human history to date: from prehistoric societies… — Slavoj Žižek Copy Share Image
according to the old joke, married people are often like little boys bathing, who cry with chattering teeth to the boys on the shore,… — Dinah Maria Murlock Craik Copy Share Image
Being a military child, we moved a lot and we developed different vernaculars from moving from the south, to the Midwest, and seeing the… — Joe Torry Copy Share Image
I could become like that dyslexic agnostic in the old joke - the one who lies in bed and tries to figure out if… — Anne Lamott Copy Share Image
Shall I crack any of those old jokes, master, At which the audience never fail to laugh? — Aristophanes Copy Share Image
