Mchotpants Standing Quote by Penny Reid

“When his shirt hit the floor, I'm pretty sure my judgment walked right out the door.”

— Jillian Dodd

“He looked around the room: the light from outside was laying a big pattern across Goody’s bed and hitting this little rug he had,…

— Jeff Arch

“He felt a frisson of shyness when he pulled his shirt off, but he firmly told his modesty it could go fuck itself in…

— M. Jules Aedin

“wet with it. In that same moment the room beyond the doorway was”

— Simon Kernick

“Wonderful. Last night's dinner, the charred remains of my dignity, and apparently, now, my undergarments, too. What else did I leave on Josh Bennett's…

— Katja Millay

“He stands confidently in his hot pink mankini. When I told him it was the only suit left, he literally shrugged and put it…

— Krista Ritchie

“He was discovered with his feet stuck to the ceiling in the bathroom with his head stuffed in the toilet...”

— Orson Scott Card

“I was creeped out, though and dragged a chair into the bathroom and wedged it against the door so no one could come in…

— Mary Calmes

“Was he wearing those black sweatpants she loved seeing him in? The ones that hung low on his hard abs, his dick print sweats.”

— V. Theia

“There is a piece of clothing thrown on the floor in the shape of what I look to myself.”

— Chelsea Martin

“Part of me wanted to go to my room and get into my luggage. Part of me wanted to go to his room and…

— Margaret Lashley

“My big move was to get out of my underpants without snagging my foot and falling on my face.”

— Janet Evanovich