Money Quote by Penelope Lively

“People who understand banks got it into the position it is in now,”

— Terry Pratchett

“Financial statements are my novels, I am a Chartered Accountant.”

— Vikrmn: CA Vikram Verma

“Money even creates divides within the banks themselves.”

— Anthony T. Hincks

“Every balance sheet tells a story that I love to read. I am a Chartered Accountant.”

— Vikrmn: CA Vikram Verma

“Everything predicted by the enemies of banks, in the beginning, is now coming to pass. We are to be ruined now by the deluge…

— Thomas Jefferson

“If we were not impressed by job titles, suits, and jargon, we would demand that financial advisors show us their personal bank statements before…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“A bank is but honesty with a premium. At least this is what it is supposed to be.”

— Lamine Pearlheart

“A firm’s income statement may be likened to a bikini—what it reveals is interesting but what it conceals is vital.”

— Burton G. Malkiel

“When you gain, they (banks) gain. When you lose, they’re indifferent.”

— Anas Hamshari

“The investment of money is a banker's business.”

— George Garr Henry

“It is a truth universally acknowledged, that every insterstellar colony in search of good fortune must be in need of a banker.”

— Charles Stross

“LIBOR; play book of financial players.”

— Vikrmn: CA Vikram Verma