Bags Quote by Paula Poundstone

“I'm thankful for the three ounce Ziploc bag, so that I have somewhere to put my savings.”

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The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, it's just sort of a tired feeling.

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I know a little bit about handicapping. If the horse has an IV, you want to stay - away from it.

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It was a mind-blowing experience, it really was-absolutely an awesome thing. . . . As I got to the top I released a bag…

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You know the best thing about aeroplanes? Apart from the peanuts in little silver bags, I mean. It's looking out of the windows at the clouds and thinking maybe I could go walking in there. Maybe it's a special place where everything's okay. Sometimes I do go walking in the clouds but it's just cold and wet and empty. But…

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