Eligibility Quote by Paula Poundstone Download Open image “I have terrible short-term memory loss, which I like to think of as Presidential eligibility.” — Paula Poundstone ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.6 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Eligibility Loss Memories Memory Memory loss Presidential Short term Short term memory Term Term Memory Terrible Thinking
I have short-term memory loss, though I'd like to think of it as Persidential eligibility. — Paula Poundstone Copy Share Image
The proper memory for a politician is one that knows what to remember and what to forget — John Morley Copy Share Image
I have short-term memory loss. I know that some of the memories of the Super Bowl championships are fading. — Pat Bowlen Copy Share Image
I have always noticed in politics how often men are ruined by having too good a memory. — Alexis de Tocqueville Copy Share Image
If you wants to get elected president, you'se got to think up some memoraboble homily so's school kids can be pestered into memorizin' it,… — Walt Kelly Copy Share Image
I used to have a really sharp memory. And its loss has proven destabilizing from an identity perspective. — Heidi Julavits Copy Share Image
I learned more in 11 months in running for president than I did in 12 years of school. — Joe Exotic Copy Share Image
The problem with cats is that they get the same exact look whether they see a moth or an ax-murderer. — Paula Poundstone Copy Share Image
I don't need a holiday or a feast to feel grateful for my children, the sun, the moon, the roof over my head, music,… — Paula Poundstone Copy Share Image
There are really only so many foods and so many ways you can prepare them. — Paula Poundstone Copy Share Image
I like to work on New Year's Eve. It has a nice spirit; a nice feel about it. If you are all about the… — Paula Poundstone Copy Share Image
“Deep-rooted happiness may require a sense of purpose. If I don't feel that I am in some small way contributing to the greater good,… — Paula Poundstone Copy Share Image
The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, it's just sort of a tired feeling. — Paula Poundstone Copy Share Image
I did auditions at a club called the Comedy Connection. They wanted nothing to do with me. But one night they were doing a… — Paula Poundstone Copy Share Image
I can make things, but I don't cook them, exactly. Like salmon, I can stick that in a pan. Or the other day I… — Paula Poundstone Copy Share Image
I've always thought that if my death was imminent, I would read. When I can't focus on a book, I tend to keep reading… — Paula Poundstone Copy Share Image
I know a little bit about handicapping. If the horse has an IV, you want to stay - away from it. — Paula Poundstone Copy Share Image
We stiffened the penalties for fraud, we extended nationwide efforts to make sure that payments are accurate and they closed a loophole in which… — Kevin Drum Copy Share Image
I only had one year of eligibility and I wasn't getting many offers from other schools. I jumped on it to make a mark.… — John Starks Copy Share Image
This is what class warfare looks like: The Business Roundtable - representing Goldman Sachs, Bank of America, JP Morgan Chase and others - has… — Bernie Sanders Copy Share Image
I recently spoke with Barbara Jordan of the U.S. Commission on Immigration Reform, and I increasingly believe we need a system to verify employment… — William J. Clinton Copy Share Image
We ought to make sure that the eligibility for entitlements meets the demographics of America. — Mitch McConnell Copy Share Image
One line I'd draw would be on raising the eligibility age for Social Security and Medicare. It sounds fair, since people are living longer.… — Gail Collins Copy Share Image
We changed the names of our technical schools to colleges, we expanded the eligibility for HOPE scholarships for technical training, and we added some… — Roy Barnes Copy Share Image
That was always a dream of mine to play division one basketball. Not knowing that I wasn't going to get the opportunity because of… — John Starks Copy Share Image
The 1935 Social Security Act established 65 as the age of eligibility for payouts. But welfare state politics quickly becomes a bidding war, enriching… — George Will Copy Share Image
Most Tea Party activists consider Obama a big-spending liberal. Some even question his eligibility to be president. — Ron Fournier Copy Share Image
All an agent is going to do is buy things for a player, damage his eligibility, and make the player dependent on them. — Lou Holtz Copy Share Image
This legislation provides Medicaid eligibility to evacuees and residents in (Federal Emergency Management Agency) designated disaster counties, .. It also helps pay private health… — Thad Cochran Copy Share Image