Absurd Quote by Paul Walter Hauser

I think that I can do with the Penguin what Heath Ledger did with the Joker.

— Paul Walter Hauser

Oh, boy, I love dogs. I do have a great affection for all things canine.

— Paul Walter Hauser

Keith Lee is one of the most fascinating, exciting people alive. The guy is the size of Dusty Rhodes, moves like a luchador and…

— Paul Walter Hauser

I've been a fan of accents my whole life. I love trying to parrot or mimic voices that I hear every day, whether it's…

— Paul Walter Hauser

I've been turned down by so many things in Hollywood, and the world itself is only getting darker.

— Paul Walter Hauser

Cruella' is its own movie.

— Paul Walter Hauser

The hope is that you're never pigeonholed, but at the same time I would have been content being a guy in the sitcom who…

— Paul Walter Hauser

Funny people come from all over. I think Michigan has dark humor on lock, though. Michigan, to me, is equal parts beautiful and noticeably…

— Paul Walter Hauser

My background with AEW is just that, as a fan. I really signed on pretty hard early on. I just had a feeling that…

— Paul Walter Hauser

The recurring theme for me internally is, 'I was content with what I was doing until something way better just showed up.'

— Paul Walter Hauser

My first car, I believe it was a 1986 blue Ford Crown Vic, gifted to me by Bud and Millie Parker out of Hemlock, Michigan.

— Paul Walter Hauser

I always wanted to be that funny young guy who people were like, 'This is the next Belushi or Farley.'

— Paul Walter Hauser