Christmas Quote by Patrick Yearly

The notion of a non-religious Christmas is ridiculous. But so is the insistence on the part of Christians that politicians and retailers carry out…

— Rachel Campos-Duffy

As we are coming to the end of the year, I want you to forget about the past, the failure, the negative thoughts or…

— Anonymous

I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included.

— Bernard Manning

May you have the spirit of Christmas which is Peace, the gladness of Christmas which is Hope, and the Heart of Christmas which is…

— Anonymous

To my future children; you will know the true meaning of Christmas just not you get gifts.

— Anonymous

No sane local official who has hung up an empty stocking over the municipal fireplace is going to shoot Santa Claus just before a…

— Al Smith

A new heart for a New Year, always!

— Charles Dickens

Santa Claus has nothing to do with it," the latke said. "Christmas and Hanukah are completely different things." "But different things can often blend…

— Anonymous

For Christmas one year I bought my son a BB gun. He bought me a t-shirt with a bulls eye on the back.

— Rodney Dangerfield

“Why did he hesitate? He finally admitted to himself that he was like an American child who was almost completely certain about Santa Claus,…

— Orson Scott Card

There seems a magic in the very name of Christmas.

— Charles Dickens

Heaven? Floating about with everyone you ever knew for eternity? Me family does me 'ed in after one day at xmas, I'd rather be…

— Karl Pilkington