Ugly Quote by Patrick Star

Sometimes we have to go deep inside ourselves to solve our problems

— Patrick Star

Well maybe it is stupid, but it's also dumb!

— Patrick Star

I'm so loyal, I haven't bathed in weeks!

— Patrick Star

The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.

— Patrick Star

Knowledge can never replace friendship. I prefer to be an idiot!

— Patrick Star

Maybe a story will cheer you up... Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The End.

— Patrick Star

Dumb people are just blissfully unaware of how dumb they are.

— Patrick Star

You mean, what we thought, they thought, we think and thought they thought. We think?

— Patrick Star

Being grown up is boring. Besides, I don't get jazz.

— Patrick Star

Now that we're men, I changed my underwear.

— Patrick Star

Wumbo! You know, I wumbo, you wumbo, he/she/we wumbo. Wumboed, wumboing, wumbology. The study of WUMBO! It's first grade, Spongebob.

— Patrick Star

Money can't replace friendship, I'd rather have no money than losing you.

— Patrick Star