Money Quote by Patrick Ngetich

You can believe you came from a monkey all you want but if it was true I would be to emberassed to admit that.…

— Zach Dutton

Bonobos are not monkeys! Bonobos are apes.

— Andy Dunn

I don't think we came from monkeys. I think that's ridiculous. I haven't seen a half-monkey, half-person yet.

— Glenn Beck

Evolution isn't true, because if we evolved from monkeys, how can they still be here?

— Stephen Baldwin

To say we evovled from apes is an argumentative phase/I don't have time for theories or a broad thought plan/Science can't document the entire…

— C-DASH

Nobody can make a monkey out of anyone who isn't a monkey to start with.

— Esther Forbes

If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?

— Steven Wright

Probably the difference between man and the monkeys is that the monkeys are merely bored, while man has boredom plus imagination.

— Lin Yutang

I am not nearly so interested in what monkey man was derived from as I am in what kind of monkey he is to…

— Loren Eiseley

You know what, evolution is a myth. ... Why aren't monkeys still evolving into humans?

— Christine O'Donnell

We are consciousness. We may not always be monkeys.

— Terence McKenna

So what if man's body evolved from the monkeys? Whether he came from monkeys or fish is unimportant. The important idea is that when…

— Garth Stein