"There's something darn funny about an old librarian……" — Patrick Carman

"There's something darn funny about an old librarian with a potty mouth."

— Patrick Carman

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24 Quotes by Patrick Carman

Patrick Carman has 24 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

There's something comforting about the companionship of animals in a new place.
As exciting, difficult, and memorable as our past can be, there comes a time when we have to get on…
I watched the night sky with it's countless stars and its moon, and I wondered about the universe and all…
But sometimes you have to wait for an answer to come to you. Especially when the questions are difficult ones.
My way is set as in stone, and I don't feel the need to veer off any longer. It has…
If bringing down the wall would require you to fly, you must believe you can fly. Otherwise, when the decisive…
Bang! Bang! Bang! Sorry Mr. Yipes, sir, she won't budge!' Put your back into it, man, give it all you've…
The size of your body is just right. The only question is whether you're big enough inside.
It occurred to me then that it was in times of struggle that I found the best parts of myself…
He has guided my hands in ways I don't always understand, ways that people of this world would scoff at.…
If you make something your life's work, make sure it's something you can feel proud of when you're an old…
I go to a Catholic school and I'm telling you: invisibility = eternal damnation. You can take it to the…

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A teacher is never too smart to learn from his pupils. But while runners differ, basic principles never change. So… — Bill Bowerman
I'm interested in women's health because I'm a woman. I'd be a darn fool not to be on my own… — Maya Angelou
That "I don't give a darn" attitude is probably why I've shot so many good final rounds over the years… — Jack Nicklaus
Look, PETA! If God hadn't wanted us to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them so darn tasty! — Stephen Colbert
Take off that darn fur coat!...Or maybe you'd like to have us open all the windows. — F. Scott Fitzgerald
The nasty little secret was that I couldn't read worth a darn. In my case, I still read very slowly… — Charles M. Schwab
That's one thing I like about Hollywood. The writer is there revealed in his ultimate corruption. He asks no praise,… — Raymond Chandler
As I got closer it looked like a weather balloon, gray and about three feet in diameter. But as soon… — Deke Slayton
I played pretty darn competitive-level hockey. Then the good old knee injury. Obviously, it's a blessing in disguise, but growing… — Taylor Kitsch
I would like to thank ABC for giving me the Drew Carey award. It only goes to one lucky guy… — Greg Proops
I've been blessed, acne never knocked on my door. I think I look pretty darn good. — Deborah Norville
I'm pretty darn happy. I really wanted to go to San Diego and play for those offensive masterminds. I'm looking… — Unknown Author

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