Potty Quotes

37 quotes by 32 authors

I do believe babies are born potty-trained. They're born knowing and are able to give subtle signals that become very prominent if you reinforce them. — Mayim Bialik
Before I was a year old I walked and talked and I was even potty trained. When I started going to school I think I… — Sharon Stone
My names John Bonham, I'm a drummer and I'm potty about cars. — John Bonham
A child can go only so far in life without potty training. It is not mere coincidence that six of the last seven presidents were… — Dave Barry
The bathrooms - that usually would be a porta-potty - were wrapped in a fabric that was neutral to match the fort ... the same… — Kanye West
I enjoy being Jewish, but I'm an atheist... I hate fundamentalism in all its forms. Jews, Catholics, Baptists, I think they are all potty and… — Warren Mitchell
I'd like to refocus everyone's attention away from the Kardashians and onto Doctors Without Borders or aid workers. Let's redefine scandal. Scandal is not who… — Olivia Wilde
Usually the triumph of my day is, you know, everybody making it to the potty — Julia Roberts
A book without potty humor is like a banana split without hot fudge. It can still be good, I suppose, but you kinda get the… — Dav Pilkey
Potty mouth, rock star, at the top and still tryna climb, Drop the top sit back recline — French Montana
The basic idea that incentives can be used to motivate behavior is a powerful one. It works for employees, and it has a clear place… — Emily Oster
Damien Hirst is the Elvis of the English art world, its ayatollah, deliverer, and big-thinking entrepreneurial potty-mouthed prophet and front man. Hirst synthesizes punk, Pop… — Jerry Saltz
Be good now, Potty...Weasel King... — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
I muttered a swear word to myself. After I heard Angel cussing like a sailor when she stubbed her toe, my new resolution was to… — James Patterson
I gotta go to the bathroom," Emby mumbles. "You should have thought of that before you left," says Hayden, putting on his best mother voice.… — Neal Shusterman
A woman's never too old to make an idiot of herself. It goes along with equality of the sexes and potty parity. — Janet Evanovich
Why didnâ€™t you come tell me he was heading out alone? (Kat) â€™Cause he does it all the time. Didnâ€™t think anything about it. But… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
I donâ€™t intimidate you at all, do I? (Acheron) Well, when you chased me through Kyrianâ€™s house, I did wet my pants a bit. Guess… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
There's something darn funny about an old librarian with a potty mouth. — Patrick Carman
Leo scratched his head. â€œWell I dunno about Enchiladas-â€œ â€œEnceladus,â€ Piper corrected. â€œWhatever. But Old Potty Face mentioned another name. Porpoise Fear, or something?â€ â€œPorphyrion?â€… — Rick Riordan

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32 authors contributed a total of 37 Potty Quotes, led by these top contributors: