Potty Quotes
37 quotes by 32 authors
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I do believe babies are born potty-trained. They're born knowing and are able to give subtle signals that become very prominent if you reinforce them.
— Mayim Bialik
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Before I was a year old I walked and talked and I was even potty trained. When I started going to school I think I…
— Sharon Stone
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My names John Bonham, I'm a drummer and I'm potty about cars.
— John Bonham
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A child can go only so far in life without potty training. It is not mere coincidence that six of the last seven presidents were…
— Dave Barry
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The bathrooms - that usually would be a porta-potty - were wrapped in a fabric that was neutral to match the fort ... the same…
— Kanye West
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I enjoy being Jewish, but I'm an atheist... I hate fundamentalism in all its forms. Jews, Catholics, Baptists, I think they are all potty and…
— Warren Mitchell
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I'd like to refocus everyone's attention away from the Kardashians and onto Doctors Without Borders or aid workers. Let's redefine scandal. Scandal is not who…
— Olivia Wilde
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Usually the triumph of my day is, you know, everybody making it to the potty
— Julia Roberts
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A book without potty humor is like a banana split without hot fudge. It can still be good, I suppose, but you kinda get the…
— Dav Pilkey
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Potty mouth, rock star, at the top and still tryna climb, Drop the top sit back recline
— French Montana
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The basic idea that incentives can be used to motivate behavior is a powerful one. It works for employees, and it has a clear place…
— Emily Oster
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Damien Hirst is the Elvis of the English art world, its ayatollah, deliverer, and big-thinking entrepreneurial potty-mouthed prophet and front man. Hirst synthesizes punk, Pop…
— Jerry Saltz
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Be good now, Potty...Weasel King...
— Joanne Kathleen Rowling
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I muttered a swear word to myself. After I heard Angel cussing like a sailor when she stubbed her toe, my new resolution was to…
— James Patterson
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I gotta go to the bathroom," Emby mumbles. "You should have thought of that before you left," says Hayden, putting on his best mother voice.…
— Neal Shusterman
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A woman's never too old to make an idiot of herself. It goes along with equality of the sexes and potty parity.
— Janet Evanovich
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Why didn’t you come tell me he was heading out alone? (Kat) ’Cause he does it all the time. Didn’t think anything about it. But…
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
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I don’t intimidate you at all, do I? (Acheron) Well, when you chased me through Kyrian’s house, I did wet my pants a bit. Guess…
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
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There's something darn funny about an old librarian with a potty mouth.
— Patrick Carman
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Leo scratched his head. “Well I dunno about Enchiladas-“ “Enceladus,†Piper corrected. “Whatever. But Old Potty Face mentioned another name. Porpoise Fear, or something?†“Porphyrion? 
— Rick Riordan
Who Wrote These Potty Quotes
32 authors contributed a total of 37 Potty Quotes, led by these top contributors: