Potty Quotes

37 quotes by 32 authors

She wanted me to betray you guys, and I was like, 'Pfft, right, I'm gonna listen to a face in the potty sludge'. — Rick Riordan
I think-I need to ask an embarrassing question. Do you think I could borrow a pair of scrubs? I-uh-my pants-" "Oh!" Cried the poor nurse.… — Maggie Stiefvater
Leo grabbed the neasrest thing he could find- a Porta-Potty seat- and threw it at the face. Leve me alone! — Rick Riordan
Maybe Scotty the Potty turned into Scotty the Hottie. Have you thought about that? — Becca Fitzpatrick
Did you just tell that man you went potty on yourself?" "You. Shut. Up,"I hissed back furiously and chucked the scrubs at his head. "Hurry… — Maggie Stiefvater
There was another time when Mike was really foul mood and we had to make a pit stop so he could use a porta potty.… — Chester Bennington
You have so much going on. It comes off like a..." "Static?" I suggested. "Exactly!" He snapped his fingers and pointed at me. "You need… — Amanda Hocking
Washington is like playing the Super Bowl, only there are no timeouts, no potty breaks, and the arena is filled with the media. In government,… — Desiree Rogers
Pappu: Muje apki beti se shadi krni hai! Father: Tumhari salary meri beti k liye toilet paper bhi afford nhi kr skti Pappu: Agar itni… — Aakash Pattanayak
The advantage is I have my family with me all the time. When your daughter takes her first steps or says her first words and… — Larry Dixon
The principal said potty! — Bart Simpson
Homer da bitch is a gomer even with wizdoom all up in her guts youth and beauty rare that the fat bitch can find her… — Bonner
I think I was that kid! I once tried to flush my cat down the teolit! Chad, why's the cat's hind end wet? I put… — Janpaul
Potty mouth, oochie wally, bang, bang then I'm out. Once upon a fucking time, had your bitch up in my house. — Tyga
Two more shots, then I'm out. I'm a motherfucker and I got a potty mouth. — Tyga
Dear asshole that made me tip toe painfully out the most disgusting Porto potty, up a fairly steep hill, and at least two hundred more… — Massmurder
If God was done with you...You wouldn't still be here!!...Get off the pitty potty felling sorry for yourself and get busy LIVING! — Tyrese Gibson

Who Wrote These Potty Quotes

32 authors contributed a total of 37 Potty Quotes, led by these top contributors: