Spongebob Quote by Patrick

“Leeches are singing in my asshole.”

— David Sedaris

“hoo-leee shite!”

— Joseph Staten

“This is what I say: "Leave me alone!" This is how it comes out: "Leefmaown.”

— Erynn Mangum

“We walked up the steps of a quaint stone church. "Get those friggin' leeches away from me!" a familiar voice yelled from a second…

— Suzanne Selfors

My ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling, won't you play with my ding-a-ling.

— Chuck Berry

“I raised the hand to my head and felt the slick skin of a leech. The creature, whose weight I had mistaken for water,…

— Brad Magnarella

My mother still calls me Jim and that is about it. Everyone else calls me Lee. My wife calls me whatever.

— Lee Child

“Put your hands on me. Pretend this means something - Lee Coburn”

— Sandra Brown

“Hey boys, come up here!" Lee's excited shout bounced from rock to rock down the gulch. "I've got all of California right here in…

— Phyllis Flanders Dorset

Mitch”, but then reattach it and call it “Mitch-all-together.

— Mitch Hedberg

“Well fiddle dee dee!”

— Margaret Mitchell

“The Lachrymose Leeches,' Aunt Josephine said, 'are quite different from regular leeches. They each have six rows of very sharp teeth ad one very…

— Lemony Snicket