““Even so, I never thought I’d die at fifteen... I sipped my tea as that thought crossed my mind. Ah, delicious. “So, what happens next? Heaven or Hell, which way are you sending me?” “Oh, no. Perish the thought! This was all my fault, and I will gladly take responsibility for that. You’ll be resurrected in a moment, don’t you worry about that. But...” God stumbled over his words for a moment. I couldn’t help but wonder what was wrong. “I can certainly restore you to life, but I cannot simply place you back where you came from. There are rules about this kind of thing, you understand? Once again, allow me to profusely apologize for this situation... Now, to the point.” “Go on,” I said, encouragingly. “It is possible to grant you a life in a different world. A chance to begin anew, so to speak. Of course, I will understand if you don’t like the idea, but—” “Sounds good to me.””