Computers Quote by PartyNextDoor

Computers are like bikinis. They save people a lot of guesswork.

— Sam Ewing

Despite what it looks like on someones Facebook or Twitter, no one has it figured out. Were all just slapping things against a wall…

— Melchor Lim

Most people when I hit them once, they're done.

— Anthony Johnson

I'm not a hit machine.

— Tamannaah

I need to learn how to hit harder.

— Sean Strickland

Did you really invent the computer, or am I being pranked right now?

— Steve Wozniak

Hold what you've got and hit them where you can.

— Ernest King

Computers don't seem real to me because there's a sheet of glass between you and whatever is happening.

— Stanley Donwood

hit them fast, hit them hard, and hit them a lot

— Anonymous

I've never been that technologically savvy, my friends are actually amused by how infrequently I use computers.

— Justin Long

The only thing I do on a computer is play Texas Hold 'Em, really. Obviously my cell phone is a computer. My car is…

— John Hawkes

If you don't know anything about computers, just remember that they are machines that do exactly what you tell them but often surprise you…

— Richard Dawkins