A-beginner-s-guide-to-mediocrity Quote by Pamela August Russell

“Is your bed big enough? Because if it is, I can always join you and crowd it up a bit.”

— Jarod Kintz

“The world is a room full of heavy furniture. Eventually you are allowed to leave.”

— Adam Foulds

“The world is a room of heavy furniture. Eventually you are allowed to leave.”

— Adam Foulds

“What's your plan to stay out of my bed?”

— Stephanie Rowe

“Maybe other people have torn you down to the point where you wonder why you should get out of bed in the morning.”

— John Herrick

“I decided to stay in bed until noon. Maybe by then half the world would be dead and it would only be half as…

— Charles Bukowski

“My bed is better than all the rest. That’s why I just stand there staring at it, rather than actually laying down and getting…

— Jarod Kintz

“Bed is my friend. Just bed, he thought. Bed will be a great thing. It is easy when you are beaten, he thought.”

— Ernest Hemingway

“You got out of bed. The universe does seem to take that as a personal affront.”

— Seanan McGuire

“I try to like the way the world is changing, but there seems to be no extra room for me inside.”

— Martin Amis

“...'it's not that you are too small, my little chick,but rather that the world is too big.”

— Melanie Benjamin

“Is the only reason you get out of bed because you can’t sleep anymore? I’m like that sometimes.”

— Jarod Kintz