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Getting married Quote by Ozzy Osbourne

“The funny thing about getting married in America was that we needed to get a blood test before they’d give us a licence. I wouldn’t have been surprised if the bloke from the lab had called back and said, ‘Mr Osbourne, we appear to have found some blood in your alcohol.’” quote by Ozzy Osbourne
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““The funny thing about getting married in America was that we needed to get a blood test before they’d give us a licence. I wouldn’t have been surprised if the bloke from the lab had called back and said, ‘Mr Osbourne, we appear to have found some blood in your alcohol.’ ””

Ozzy Osbourne

About This Quote

Source Interview: Podcast, 2015

Uses dark humor to critique bureaucratic absurdities in marriage licensing.

In simple terms: Humorous critique of marriage rules.

Key Takeaway

Question absurd policies.

Themes

humor bureaucracy marriage

Mood

playful critical

Type

satirical commentary

When to use this quote

  • legal paperwork
  • wedding planning
  • government forms

Key Concepts

social critique satire

Questions to Reflect On

  • What policies seem absurd to you?
  • How can humor prompt reform?
A Different Perspective

Humor may downplay serious issues.

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