Getting married Quote by Ozzy Osbourne

“Do you recall telling Dr. Phillips during your appointment on February second of last year that you needed to be tested for sexually transmitted…

— Julie James

“If you were married to a dipsomaniac, would you pretend that the mania for alcohol was perfectly harmless?”

— Henry Miller

“I love you more than a hooker loves free VD testing day at the clinic," she told me drunkenly.”

— Tara Sivec

“A cop? You married a bloody cop?" " I married a bloody criminal," Eve muttered, "but nobody ever thinks of that.”

— J.D. Robb

“I was in a car accident in years ago, before they were careful with blood, and had to have a blood transfusion. The blood…

— Deanna Lynn Sletten

“Some things in a marriage just should not be tested.”

— Farahad Zama

“In future, anyone spoiling for human blood may go and join the Matebele and there slake his thirst for blood. They are the only…

— Sol T. Plaatje

“I had been as sober as the day of a court-ordered drug test”

— Katie McGarry

“I became wary of medical blood and urine tests and came to regard them as very misleading.”

— Steven Magee

“Here we are, kiddies, sitting like a bug in a rug, snugly, surrounded by a battalion of bloodsuckers who wish no more than to…

— Richard Matheson

In the '80s, there was this talk about a thrower whose urine was sent for testing after a meet and it tested positive for…

— P. T. Usha

“Not married. Mostly because no one has ever asked me,” Leah said lightly. Izzy pulled a disbelieving face. “Are the men in Melbourne blind?”…

— Sarah Mayberry