United states of america Quote by Otto von Bismarck

God has a special providence for fools, drunks, and the United States of America.

— Otto von Bismarck

“Everyone knows that God protects drunkards and lovers.”

— Alexandre Dumas

“There ain't no such thing as the devil that's just god when he's drunk.”

— Tom Waits

“They say that God watches out for children, drunks and fools. Simply put, this means I stand a two-thirds better chance for divine intervention…

— Lenny Castellaneta

“God takes care of drunks and third basemen”

— Leo Durocher

“... the Existence of Deity, that he made the World, and govern'd it by his Providence; that the most acceptable Service of God was…

— Benjamin Franklin

“God favors drunks, small children, and the cataclysmically stoned...”

— Stephen King

“There ain't no devil, only God when he's drunk.”

— Tom Waits

“there are institutions filled with people who talk to god. we've labeled and drugged them.”

— Darnell Lamont Walker

“There ain't no devil there's just god when he's drunk”

— Tom Waits

“We see God and the devil blaming each other, and cherish the unspeakable belief that both of them are drunk.”

— Frank Wedekind

“We are both gods and fools.”

— William Donelson