Absurd Quote by Oscar Wilde

One should never refuse an invitation to lunch or dinner, for one never knows what one may have to eat the next day.

— Edouard de Pomiane

I never eat at home. Dinner is my time to be social and catch up with people.

— Emily Ratajkowski

I hate menus, I hate choosing food. I just want to be brought. Bring me dinner!

— Hugh Laurie

The only meal I have is dinner.

— Elizabeth Hurley

I've never been to a dinner that's laid on anywhere. I don't want to waste what few hours I've got.

— Dennis Skinner

Many people see the chance to eat something for nothing, without the need to cook or wash up, as the great consolation of going…

— Craig Brown

Why invite you to dinner if I can't cook?

— Tituss Burgess

I'm not a food-optional person. People who forget to eat meals are like aliens to me and, even now, in the age of Seamless…

— Chris Morocco

I can't always go out to a restaurant and have a normal dinner.

— Joey Chestnut

Dinner alone is one of life's pleasures.

— Laurie Colwin

I don't think I've ever missed a meal.

— Daisy Lowe

People come to my places to eat dinner with their friends, not with me.

— Peter Morton