Barren Quote by Omar Khayyam

“A marriage was like a delicate flower. It wasn’t enough to just plant it – you had to do something every day to nourish…

— Onyih Odunze

The idea that some day another wife would be added to our household was ever present in my mind, but, somehow, when the fact…

— T. B. H. Stenhouse

I was amongst the virtues like the great Turk in his seraglio of women, and I chose to dwell with that virtue which looked…

— Sarah Fielding

Marriage is a garden that I'm constantly growing in.

— Stacey King

And now, once again, I bid my hideous progeny go forth and prosper. I have an affection for it, for it was the offspring…

— Anonymous

I'm like State Farm; when her husband leaves, I bang his wife 'like a good neighbor'.

— Nikhil Saluja

I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in…

— Anonymous

MARRIAGE, The only adventure open to the cowardly;

— Nikhil Saluja

Married pixy, I told myself, forcing my eyes back to the shelf of ceramic animals. Fifty-four kids. Beautiful wife, sweet as sugar, who would…

— Kim Harrison

Once she'd loved my filet mignon, my carnivore inklings, but now she was a vegan princess, living off of beans. She'd given up the…

— Sarah Dessen

My wife's not some doobie to be passed around! I took a vow on our wedding day to bogart her for life.

— Homer