Bed Quote by Olivia Wilde

“Just don't fall into a tanning bed. These machines are for vapid, narcissistic, idiots who have barren vacuums where their thoughts, fears, and passions…

— Matthew Inman

There is a fine line between tanning and looking a like a bag of doritos raped you.

— Anonymous

No amount of tanning will ever change how hopelessly white you are.

— Anonymous

“in the days when the world begins to bleach and shrivel, and the sun is blotched with death. Socialist and Individualist, they'll all be…

— Clark Ashton Smith

Yet the experience of four thousand years should enlarge our hopes, and diminish our apprehensions: we cannot determine to what height the human species…

— Edward Gibbon

Even though we all know the facts, it's hard to resist the lure of a tan.

— Jane Krakowski

I've gone to a tanning bed.

— Ryan Seacrest

I'm pretty pale. In high school I was insecure and thought it'd be cool to go to a tanning bed. Now I just let…

— Taylor Swift

We would be 1,500 years ahead if it hadn't been for the church dragging science back by its coattails and burning our best minds…

— Catherine Fahringer

Those who walk on the surface of the earth shall one day be interred in it!

— Hussein Nishah

It was 100,000 years before we figured out what to do with fire. Imagine cavemen, sitting in front of a fire, eating raw meat…

— Julian Casablancas

The tans will fade, but the memories will last forever.

— Anonymous