"In the world of mules there are no…" — Ogden Nash

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160 Quotes by Ogden Nash

Ogden Nash has 160 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

Do you think my mind is maturing late, or simply rotted early?
If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to…
God in His wisdom made the fly And then forgot to tell us why.
Commitments the voters don't know about can't hurt you.
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them.
A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your…
Middle-age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't…
Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.
Never befriend the oppressed unless you are prepared to take on the oppressor.
The bed is a bundle of paradoxes: we go to it with reluctance, yet we quit it with regret; we…
Ten years ago she split the air To seize what she could spy Tonight she bumps against a chair, Betrayed…
Indoors or out, no one relaxes in March, that month of wind and taxes, the wind will presently disappear, the…

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More Horse Quotes

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Few girls are as well shaped as a good horse. — Hannah Arendt
Today we often think that before we start living a religious life we have first to accept the creedal doctrines… — Karen Armstrong
All music is folk music. I ain't never heard a horse sing a song. — Louis Armstrong
If time were the wicked sheriff in a horse opera, I'd pay for riding lessons and take his gun away. — Wystan Hugh Auden
Will is to grace as the horse is to the rider. — Saint Augustine
We ought to do good to others as simply as a horse runs, or a bee makes honey, or a… — Marcus Aurelius
My mom never taught me to be waiting for some prince on a white horse to swipe me off my… — Tyra Banks
The difference between playing the stock market and the horses is that one of the horses must win. — Joey Adams
Old minds are like old horses; you must exercise them if you wish to keep them in working order. — John Adams
Competitions are for horses, not artists. — Bela Bartok
A catcher and his body are like the outlaw and his horse. He's got to ride that nag till it… — Johnny Bench
I had the best buffalo horse that ever made a track. — Buffalo Bill

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