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“If today were half as good as tomorrow is supposed to be, it would probably be twice as good as yesterday was.”

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Regulations grow at the same rate as weeds.

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By the time of the United States Tricentennial, there will be more government workers than there are workers.

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Law Number XXXIX: Never promise to complete any project within six months of the end of the year, in either direction.

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Law Number XIV: After the year 2015, there will be no airplane crashes. There will be no takeoffs either, because electronics will occupy 100…

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If the Earth could be made to rotate twice as fast, managers would get twice as much done. If the Earth could be made…

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People working in the private sector should try to save money. There remains the possibility that it may someday be valuable again.

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Software is like entropy. It is difficult to grasp, weighs nothing, and obeys the second law of thermodynamics; i.e. it always increases.

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The most unsuccessful three years in the education of cost estimators appears to be fifth-grade arithmetic.

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Rank does not intimidate hardware. Neither does the lack of rank.

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By the time the people asking the questions are ready for the answers, the people doing the work have lost track of the questions.

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All too many consultants, when asked, 'What is 2 and 2?' respond, 'What do you have in mind?'

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Law Number XXVIII: It is better to be the reorganizer than the reorganizee.

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