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Balcony Quote by Nina Bangs

“She silently chanted the rules of the civilized: Thou shalt not make love on a balcony even if it’s thirty-something stories up because someone might see you. Thou shalt not make love with a dinosaur no matter how sexy he is. Thou shalt not make love on a balcony when a werewolf is in the room…” quote by Nina Bangs
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““She silently chanted the rules of the civilized: Thou shalt not make love on a balcony even if it’s thirty-something stories up because someone might see you. Thou shalt not make love with a dinosaur no matter how sexy he is. Thou shalt not make love on a balcony when a werewolf is in the room, even if said werewolf is asleep. And last but not least, thou shalt not make love outside when it’s cold because goose bumps are never attractive.””

Nina Bangs

About This Quote

Satirical rules mock social taboos about love, blending absurdity with cautionary advice.

In simple terms: Absurd love rules are satirical.

Key Takeaway

Recognize humor in social norms.

Themes

social norms taboos humor

Mood

playful critical

Type

satirical observational

When to use this quote

  • dating
  • creative writing
  • social commentary

Key Concepts

cultural critique satire

Questions to Reflect On

  • What do these rules reveal about society?
  • How does humor affect taboo topics?
A Different Perspective

Satire may obscure serious points.

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