Medicine Quote by Neil Gaiman

“Doctors are great--as long as you don't need them.”

— Edward E. Rosenbaum

“The doctor was not, he thought, really sure that anyone else existed, and wanted to prove they did by helping them.”

— Ursula K. Le Guin

“I smile and begin to chuckle. “Mr. Darcy, do you find my instructions humorous?” I look up to see the doctor handing me a…

— Christina Boyd

“I have had too much experience of life to believe in the infallibility of doctors. Some of them are clever men and some of…

— Agatha Christie

“It is astonishing with how little reading a doctor can practice medicine, but is not astonishing how badly he may do it.”

— sir william osler

“I said that I wasn’t clever. I was just noticing how things were, and that wasn’t clever. That was just being observant.”

— Mark Haddon

“I was going to kill that doctor when he shoved his finger up my ass but then I realized the possibilities of that substance.”

— Neal Stephenson

“Physicians are so good at what they do these days that you hardly ever see anyone who’s healthy” is how he ended the consultation.…

— Hendrik Groen

“Think of something clever, witty or profound, keep it short and people may quote you.”

— Bobby Darnell

“I've told you, I don't know!' bellowed the Doctor, angrily. 'I can't have an answer for everything.' Oh, that's a good one, thought Ace.”

— Mark Gatiss

“He was too clever. If you’re that clever you can argue yourself into anything. You just leave common sense behind.”

— Julian Barnes

“He never understood when she said that if she went to a doctor, the doctor would only invent a disease that would explain why…

— Garth Stein