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Five years Quote by Neil Gaiman

“Biggest case we've had here in five years was when Dan Schwartz got drunk and shot up his own trailer, then he went on the run, down Main Street, in his wheelchair, waving this darn shotgun, shouting that he would shoot anyone that got in his way, that no one would stop him from getting to the…” quote by Neil Gaiman
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““Biggest case we've had here in five years was when Dan Schwartz got drunk and shot up his own trailer, then he went on the run, down Main Street, in his wheelchair, waving this darn shotgun, shouting that he would shoot anyone that got in his way, that no one would stop him from getting to the interstate. I think he was on his way to Washington to shoot the president. I still laugh whenever I think of Dan heading down the interstate in that wheelchair of his with the bumper sticker on the back. My Juvenile Delinquent Is Screwing Your Honor Student.””

Neil Gaiman

About This Quote

Source Short story “The Juvenile Delinquent”, 2019

A chaotic, absurd incident illustrates extreme desperation and absurdity.

In simple terms: A bizarre, desperate act shows absurdity.

Key Takeaway

Recognize absurdity in crisis.

Themes

absurdity desperation violence

Mood

darkly humorous critical

Type

literary satirical

When to use this quote

  • law enforcement
  • mental health crisis
  • public safety

Key Concepts

social commentary satire

Questions to Reflect On

  • What does this story say about society?
  • How can we prevent such crises?
A Different Perspective

Humor may downplay seriousness.

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