Distraction Quote by Neil deGrasse Tyson

Please be SILENT and LISTEN. I am the SCHOOLMASTER and you are in the CLASSROOM. Just like ELEVEN PLUS TWO equals TWELVE PLUS ONE,…

— Pseudonymous Bosch

1 + 1 = enough for me, most people call it 2.

— Ali

When a man knows that the abstraction ten exists - nothing on earth can stop him from looking for the fact of eleven.

— Lorraine Hansberry

“Your calendar is made up of twelve munse, your clock is divided by twelve, but your math and currency is based on ten? That’s…

— Donald Swan

I just think 11 is such a sick number.

— George Kittle

Skibbereen have a hard time at [math]; the best that the smartest of them can do with adding two plus two is guessing: three…

— Gregory Maguire

“Mathematics becomes very odd when you apply it to people. One plus one can add up to so many different sums”

— Michael Frayn

“Addition by subtraction.”

— Joshua Fields Millburn

“How do you make the number one disappear by adding one letter to it?”

— Puzzleland

2+2=5 wasn't intentional. I thought you carry a 1 every time there are two 2's in an equation. I'm not stupid, the mathematicians is stupid

— Thom Yorke

One and one is eleven.

— Frank Zappa

Math? Forget about it. If I add four plus eight plus six, I have to count on my fingers. I guess I'm hooked up…

— Jeff Dunham