"Lawyer: I have some good news and some……" — Nate

"Lawyer: I have some good news and some bad news. Client: Well, give me the bad news first. Lawyer: The bad news is that the DNA tests showed that it was your blood they found all over the crime scene Client: Oh no! Im ruined! Whats the good news? Lawyer: The good news is your cholesterol is down to 130!"

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