Funny facebook status Quote by Myself Download Open image “At least I don't change my relatshionship status every week.” — Myself ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.2 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny facebook status Hoes
You change the most permanent-seeming conditions of your life constantly through the varying attitudes you have toward them. — Jane Roberts Copy Share Image
Even though so much has changed in my life, I feel like I've stayed the same person. — Iga Swiatek Copy Share Image
Don't ever change for someone else, because one day they'll be gone, and you'll wake up not knowing who you are... — Harrison Daniel Copy Share Image
I still cherish relationships that I made early on as much as anything in my life. — Brad Paisley Copy Share Image
If you don't change your schedule, you'll be the same person you've always been. — Bill Hybels Copy Share Image
Sometimes you feel you are never going to be the same again. — Juan Martin del Potro Copy Share Image
I've continually reminded myself that I never want to change. I could be on the cover of a magazine today, but next week someone… — J. R. Martinez Copy Share Image
You can't be a full tranny every day of the week that's an exaggerated part of my personality. — Katy Perry Copy Share Image
Tryna hide this pain with these pain killers, she said the storms only will last a little while but shit it got me feeling… — Myself Copy Share Image
In life, something from everything will leave a mark on your heart. It might be happiness, lamentations, or both. Memories will make you the… — Myself Copy Share Image
Christian Longo makes deadbeat dads look good. He is on deathrow for killing his three children and then fleeing to Mexico. — Myself Copy Share Image
A penis has a sad life: His hair's a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor's an asshole, his bestfriend's a pussy, & his… — Myself Copy Share Image
Never judge somebody before judgein urself in d mirror. Not everybody is perfect — Myself Copy Share Image
You broke my heart by telling everybody I am the reason for your broken heart. it is just a shit. — Myself Copy Share Image
Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened and you made it thru — Myself Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I never said I hated you. I said if you were on fire I might consider roasting marshmallows. BIG DIFFERENCE!.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
English teachers tend to put more thought in the books than the author did — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If lesbians aren't attracted to men, why are they attracted to women that look like men? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I could be in another country but if someone is waiting on me and they call, I always say I'll be there in 5 minutes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
How am I supposed to make life choices when I still use my fingers to count and sing the whole alphabet to see what… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Your Starbucks order is directly proportional to how complicated your personality is. — Kevin Copy Share Image