Education Quote by Morty Guggenmoose

“Forget your studies. Just don't kill anyone.”

— Stephenie Meyer

“As a mental exercise I like to plan the murder of friends and colleges.”

— Sherlock

“A good plan violently executed now is better than a perfect plan executed at some indefinite time in the future.”

— George S. Patton Jr

“I don't want them hanging a double murder on me. It wouldn't look good on my school record.”

— John Marsden

“I thought they expected you to be controversial at UCLA?” “I believe the Board of Regents draws the line at sacrificial murder.”

— Josh Lanyon

In a world of deep injustice and violence, a people exists that thinks some can be given time to study. We need you to…

— Stanley Hauerwas

“Murder might do wonders to relieve my stress.”

— A&E Kirk

“Killing someone is easier than you think. All it takes is decision, aim, and follow through.”

— Josin L. McQuein

“I remember my professor saying "Walk merrily to your execution." I always thought of that line when I did something stupid. Just love with…

— Lisa Beazley

“There's a plan the school.... So many things happen, you're never given any explanation. We are going to study it scientifically, like in a…

— Peter Høeg

“As a teenager, I always intended to do my homework. But when the supplicant dead come to you for justice and you also have…

— Dean Koontz

“College is not about being top of your class or getting high grades, it's about surviving your course.”

— Mister Banatero