Chosen Quote by Mors Kochanski

I have no axe to grind; only my thoughts to burnish.

— George Santayana

Once again, you show all the sensitivity of a blunt axe.

— Anonymous

An axe at home saves hiring a carpenter.

— Friedrich Schiller

Learn to use an axe, and respect it and you can't help but love it. But abuse one and it will wear your hands…

— Richard Proenneke

I do have a Viking axe by the bed if I need to whack someone... My wife bought me a Viking axe - the…

— Mike Leach

You are axes, in a world of wood. And the wood remembers when it has been cut, even if the axe forgets.

— John Amaechi

There's something so empowering about knowing I can pick up an axe and split a piece of wood.

— Rain Dove

If you don't take the time to sharpen your axe, you'll spend your whole life hacking away at missed opportunities.

— Blake Toth

Give me six hours to chop down a tree and I will spend the first four sharpening the axe.

— Abraham Lincoln

Our entire much-praised technological progress, and civilization generally, could be compared to an axe in the hand of a pathological criminal.

— Albert Einstein

A razor may be sharper than an axe but it cannot cut a wood.

— Royal Frimpong Collins

Any tool is a weapon if you hold it right.

— Ani DiFranco