Quote by Morgan Webb Download Open image “I would really like to see a ninja molestation trial.” — Morgan Webb ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.8 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare
Ninja should have the benevolence to protect men of justice since there are lots of good and respectable people in the world. — Masaaki Hatsumi Copy Share Image
I want to meet the man who saw a turtle and said, "People will LOVE the ninja version of that." — Jonah Hill Copy Share Image
I'll be honest - I never saw myself making a ninja movie, never entertained the idea. I think ninja films can be quite cheesy… — Scott Adkins Copy Share Image
I'd love to do the kind of film where you have to learn jiu jitsu or something like that. I think that would be… — Stacy Martin Copy Share Image
So I think we need to set up an 'American Ninja Warrior' obstacle course at the border and whoever can make it - you… — Lisa Kennedy Montgomery Copy Share Image
No ninjas! How was that possible? Five daughters brought up at home without any ninjas! I never heard of such a thing. Your mother… — Seth Grahame-Smith Copy Share Image
There's something mysterious about ninjas because they're deadly and they're scary. — Ray Park Copy Share Image
What're you still doing up? You know all good little ninjas should be in bed, visions of homicidal sugarplums dancing in their heads. — Rob Thurman Copy Share Image
When I want a chilling vision of the future, I just watch the Golden Girls. — Morgan Webb Copy Share Image
Welcome to my world, Sessler. Welcome to my naked, cartwheeling world. — Morgan Webb Copy Share Image
Bad music in games causes gamers a sharp, sudden pain not unlike a swift kick to the testicles...not that I'd know what that felt… — Morgan Webb Copy Share Image
Here's an anagram for you: THIS GAME SUCKS. When you unravel it, it becomes: THIS GAME SUCKS. — Morgan Webb Copy Share Image
There's a line out the door of the women's room at E3. Times they are a changing... — Morgan Webb Copy Share Image
Anal tounge darts; I don't know what that is, and I never want to know. — Morgan Webb Copy Share Image
Yes, it's another damn World War II flying game. I wish I cared, but I don't! — Morgan Webb Copy Share Image
E3 skin is dry from dehydration and irritated from thick makeup. 5 hour live show = no time to pee so no one drinks… — Morgan Webb Copy Share Image
I wanna see Tiger Woods attack Spiderman just because I would find it funny. — Morgan Webb Copy Share Image
