Quote by Morgan James

“Goats are extremely cute and fairly intelligent (for livestock) and, importantly, delicious.”

— Time Magazine

“What you wants with these goats anyway? Little or nothin. Good fresh milk. God’s best cheese. You have any other animals? said Suttree. Dog…

— Cormac McCarthy

“You cannot stick a knife in a goat and then say, Now I will remove my knife slowly, so let things be easy and…

— Yaa Gyasi

“he knows that it's impossible to tell a wolf from a man if he keeps his chin up and his teeth clean.”

— Toby Barlow

“If he asks you for six goats in exchange for me, you don’t have to actually buy real goats. He’d probably take kegs instead.”

— Joanna Wylde

“The only problem with having sex with a goat is you have to walk around to the front when you want to kiss them.”

— Anonymous

“There’s probably a goat hanging around—there’s always a goat.”

— Trevor Noah

“I think this goat must have been fed on old boots,' Stubble complained as he chewed the last scraps of flesh from the bones…

— Carl Sargent

“Throughout his twenty-eight years on the island, goats are as wild as it gets.”

— Richard T Nash

“Goats are naught but bones and bleating, and their hair was not warm nor their bodies soft. Of course, there was the smell, too,…

— Nancy E. Turner

“Goat tongue is a gift, you got it from the day you're borned or you ain't got it. If you got it, goats'll heed…

— David Mitchell

“It doesn't take a lot to interest goats.”

— Terry Pratchett