"I never saw anything funnier than Texas politics." — Molly Ivins

"I never saw anything funnier than Texas politics."

— Molly Ivins

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79 Quotes by Molly Ivins

Molly Ivins has 79 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

He was so narrow minded he could see through a keyhole with both eyes.
Whenever you hear a politician carry on about what a mess the schools are, be aware that you are looking…
In Texas, we do not hold high expectations for the [governor's] office; it's mostly been occupied by crooks, dorks and…
Any nation that can survive what we have lately in the way of government, is on the high road to…
Bad policies, stupid policies, gutless policies have real consequences.
Oh, hell, I can’t go on a spiritual journey—I'm constipated.
It's like, duh. Just when you thought there wasn't a dime's worth of difference between the two parties, the Republicans…
I am not anti-gun. I'm pro-knife. Consider the merits of the knife. In the first place, you have to catch…
I still believe in Hope - mostly because there's no such place as Fingers Crossed, Arkansas.
Satire is traditionally the weapon of the powerless against the powerful. I only aim at the powerful. When satire is…
If you ever get to the place where injustice doesn't bother you, you're dead.
Even I felt sorry for Richard Nixon when he left; there’s nothing you can do about being born liberal —…

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My real life is funnier than anything on TV. — Roseanne Barr
Nothing is funnier than unhappiness, I grant you that. Yes, yes, it's the most comical thing in the world. — Samuel Beckett
What could be funnier than a fat person trying to run a marathon? — Jo Brand
It's almost impossible to be funnier than the people in Washington. — Carol Burnett
I've always enjoyed watching characters that aren't aware that they're doing anything funny. And I think that inherently makes them… — Steve Carell
My wife is way funnier than I am. As much as I don't really feel I share a sense of… — Steve Carell
The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks. If my… — Adam Carolla
The older I get the funnier I get...Think what I'll save in not having my face lifted. — Unknown Author
I think of myself as a funny guy but nobody thinks I'm funnier than my daughters. — Jerry O'Connell
There are times over different projects when I've asked the writers why people are swearing for no good reason. I… — John Ratzenberger
Being onstage is like being rock star. Whereas if you're doing a movie, it's such a confined space. You know,… — Matthew Lillard
Never go for the punch line. There might be something funnier on the way — Jerry Stiller

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