Baked Quote by Mitch Kynock

“I just baked a cake in the shape of a door. Somebody’s knocking now, so let me get that.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Cakes have gotten a bad rap. People equate virtue with turning down dessert. There is always one person at the table who holds up…

— Jeanne Ray

“afternoon, so I opened my jar of homemade batter and beat it with a spoon until it was fluffy again. Then I poured it…

— E.L. Todd

“Cakes have gotten a bad rap. People equate virtue with turning down dessert. There is always a person at the table...No, really, I couldn't...Everyone…

— Jeanne Ray

“The joke went that everyone gained 5 pounds in baking class. I could see what they meant. It was held in the morning, when…

— Anthony Bourdain

“As they say: A baking man will grasp at a hangman. Whoever gets the job will be dragged into the heat, forced to wear…

— Taona Dumisani Chiveneko

“But to me it sounded like someone throwing a roll of paper towels and a can of frosting into an oven and saying, "You…

— Lisa Kleypas

“Cakes have such a terrible habit of turning out bad, just when you especially want them to be good!”

— Anonymous

“Baking was my way of restoring order in a world driven by chaos.”

— Dana Bate

“Sam told me as we were hanging up our coats that Bob was “baked like a fucking cake.” I really had to quote that…

— Steven Chbosky

“We do not always know what cake life would bake for us, but we are sure going to eat from its oven anyway.”

— Michael Bassey Johnson

“Not baked goods! BAKED BADS!!!!" --The Tick”

— Ben Edlund