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• The government has no business telling an individual what kind of light bulb to buy. — Michele Bachmann
• Well, what did we buy? Instead of a leaner, smarter government, we bought a bureaucracy that now tells us which… — Michele Bachmann
• My aunt used to call me light bulb head because my head is small at the bottom and bigger at… — Tyra Banks
• Now, if you're Al Gore, you can afford $10 a pop for squiggly-pig-tailed fluorescent light bulbs. But if you're mainstream… — Joe Barton
• The killer app that got the world ready for appliances was the light bulb. So the light bulb is what… — Jeff Bezos
• We forget just how painfully dim the world was before electricity. A candle, a good candle, provides barely a hundredth… — Bill Bryson
• You know, I used to warm the thermometer on the light bulb... I was really good at being sick. I… — Graydon Carter
• It is a greater act of faith to plant a bulb than to plant a tree. — Unknown Author
• We are all such a waste of our potential, like three-way lamps using one-way bulbs. — Mignon McLaughlin
• [Locating, from scratch, the gene related to a disease is like] trying to find a burned-out light bulb in a… — Francis Collins
• There is a light at the end of the tunnel but first you'll have to find the light switch and… — Tim Field
• My final, considered judgment is that the hardy bulb [garlic] blesses and ennobles everything it touches - with the possible… — Angelo Pellegrini

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