"God tipped the country and all the fruits……" — Mike Royko
"God tipped the country and all the fruits and nuts rolled west."
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27 Quotes by Mike Royko
Mike Royko has 27 quotes on this site.
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All that proves is that most of the world is too poor to build bowling alleys, golf courses, tennis courts…
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Strict gun laws are about as effective as strict drug laws...It pains me to say this, but the NRA seems…
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It's no coincidence that female interest in the sport of baseball has increased greatly since the ballplayers swapped those wonderful…
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A Pessimist sees the glass as half empty; A Cub Fan wonders when it's gonna spill.
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Show me somebody who is always smiling, always cheerful, always optimistic, and I will show you somebody who hasn't the…
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It's unnatural for people to run around the city streets unless they are thieves or victims. It makes people nervous…
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Whether one eats a cat or not is a personal choice, and I don't want to sway anyone one way…
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Newspapers, magazines and other publications have the constitutional right to be offensive, even disgusting. As evidence of that, just watch…
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It's much harder to be a liberal than a conservative. Why? Because it is easier to give someone the finger…
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When I asked him how long he had been driving a taxi, he said, Dree mouse.
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In attacking the young, the liberal, and the black, Daley was in the mainstream of America's mass prejudices. The Democratic…
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There is only one way to solve the alleged crisis of the erosion of 'family values.' And that is to…
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Total loyalty is possible only when fidelity is emptied of all concrete content, from which changes of mind might naturally…
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No cause is left but the most ancient of all, the one, in fact, that from the beginning of our…
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The ultimate end of human acts is eudaimonia, happiness in the sense of living well, which all men desire; all…
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The new always happens against the overwhelming odds of statistical laws and their probability, which for all practical, everyday purposes…
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Where all are guilty, no one is; confessions of collective guilt are the best possible safeguard against the discovery of…
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We have almost succeeded in leveling all human activities to the common denominator of securing the necessities of life and…
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I keep my friends as misers do their treasure, because, of all the things granted us by wisdom, none is…
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We must all make peace so that we can all live in peace.
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The spirit of Ubuntu, that once led Haiti to emerge as the first independent black nation in 1804, helped Venezuela,…
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As we all know, many people remain buried under tons of rubble and debris, waiting to be rescued. When we…
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Wise people, even though all laws were abolished, would still lead the same life.
— Aristophanes
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A friend to all is a friend to none.
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