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• I am an immigrant with a Green Card and, therefore, I am not eligible to vote in a federal election. — David Byrne
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• Under current federal policy on human embryonic stem cell research, only those stem cell lines derived before August 9, 2001… — Tom Allen
• The failure in Ohio to have adequate voting capacity for the people who were registered and eligible to vote was… — Carol Moseley Braun
• When objects are presented within the context of art (and until recently objects always have been used) they are as… — Joseph Kosuth
• I couldn't speak Japanese very well, passport regulations were changing, I felt British and my future was in Britain. And… — Kazuo Ishiguro
• Because Vietnam was not a declared war, the veterans are not even eligible for the G. I. Bill of Rights… — Ronald Reagan
• The greatest threat to public confidence in elections in this case is the prospect of enforcing a purposefully discriminatory law,… — Ruth Bader Ginsburg
• A man can have sexual pleasure from a child as young as a baby. However, he should not penetrate; sodomising… — Ruhollah Khomeini
• Eligible citizens from any State in the Union can serve in the Border Protection Corps of that State — John Culberson

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