Mickey Rivers Quotes

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• It was so cold today that I saw a dog chasing a cat, and the dog was walking.
• We'll do all right if we can capitalize on our mistakes.
• Ain't no sense worryin' about the things you got control over, 'cause if you got control over 'em, ain't no sense worryin'. And ain't no…
• I was brought up in Florida, so there isn't much difference between playing there and playing here. The climax are about the same.
• These guys are so old they're eligible for meals on wheels.
• Your first name's white, your second is Hispanic, and your third belongs to a black. No wonder you don't know who you are.
• You'd better stop readin' and writin' and start hittin' !
• I might have to commute. You know, left field, DH, wherever.
• I like playing on this team. We actually been doin' real good. Got a different mix here. Most important thing is you gotta keep pickin'…
• Ain't no sense worrying about the things you got control over 'cause if you got control over 'em, ain't no sense worrying. Ain't no sense…
• Don't worry about things that you have no control over, because you have no control over them. Don't worry about things that you have control…
• What was the name of that dog on "Rin Tin Tin"?
• The first thing you do when you get out to center field is put up your finger and check the wind chill factor.
• I don't get upset over things I can control, because if I can control them there's no sense in getting upset. And I don't get…
• He's so ugly. When you walked by him, your pants wrinkle. He made fly balls curve foul.
• Pitching is 80% of the game and the other half is hitting and fielding.
• Me and George and Billy are two of a kind.
• My goals are to hit .300, score 100 runs, and stay injury-prone.
• He was lost out there. He was the lost Mohegan.
• I felt alone out there, like I was on a desert island. I felt like Gilligan.

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