Humor Quote by Michelle Rowen

“Spiderman. Batman. Superman. Ironman.”

— K.Bromberg

“And you managed to leave the house and be the hero. Who do you think you are, Spider-Man?”

— Kim Harrington

“After I slid down the wall for the third time, breaking every single fingernail in the process, I finally figured out that Thor was…

— Barbra Annino

“Spider or gum? Spider or gum? I thought quickly trying to come up with a believable excuse when I blurted out, “I swallowed a…

— Melissa Aragon

“Spiderman. Batman. Superman. Ironman. Spiderman. Batman. Superman. Ironman.”

— K. Bromberg

“Bruce Wayne's parents get killed and he goes to Tibet or whatever, and Superman is an alien, and Spiderman had that radioactive spider. Me?…

— Rachel Hawkins

“Sassenach,” he said against my shoulder, a moment later. "Mm?” "Who in God’s name is John Wayne?” "You are,” I said. “Go to sleep.…

— Diana Gabaldon

“Is this your feller?” “No, not really,” I say, and Peter throws his arm around my shoulder and says, “Yes, sir. I'm her feller”

— Jenny Han

“I think Peter was murdered because of what he found out about the company.”

— James Frazee

“Listen, I'm going to tell you this because no one else will, Franklin. Spider-Man sucks.”

— Jonathan Hickman

“When Peter lets go, he looks down at my arm. The scratches aren't deep. "Did it bite you?" I shake my head and wipe…

— H.M. Ward

“I did it,” the guy finally said. “I did it! I killed the Spider! Woo-hoo!” Okay, I thought the woo-hoo at the end was…

— Jennifer Estep