Maggie smith Quote by Michelle Hodkin

“The corners of her mouth turned up in a wry smile. “Better and better. Your grandmother’s looks and your grandfather’s brains. A deadly combination,…

— Angela Misri

“My grandmother, who, when I visited, stared at me with the staggering, arrogant stare of the dying, the wise vapidity of the already gone;…

— Lorrie Moore

“Consider Botox. It was first discovered forty years ago to treat crossed eyes in children.”

— Bobby Akart

“She raised her sad blue eyes to mine. "It's going to be so boring here without you. And I'm going to have to deal…

— Shannon Greenland

“After my grandmother’s death, my mother’s face quickly developed deep wrinkles. She suddenly became more weathered, worn, and frail. These weren’t the wrinkles of…

— Masaji Ishikawa

“When my mama was twenty-five she already had an old woman's hands, and I feared them. I did not know then what it was…

— Dorothy Allison

“My grandmother had no time for old, no matter how her face crinkled or her days folded like an apron around her middle.”

— April Michelle Bratten

“Holy fuck. Testing, testing. Is this thing on or has Botox already begun to corrode her brain cells?”

— Anonymous

“Your mom is so old, she might die soon”

— A really great comedian

“Mama has such cleverly timed headaches I wonder if she has any at all.”

— A.E. Moseley

“I want to tell you a story about my mother, although of course it is also mine - inherited, along with dangly earlobes and…

— Tanya Moir

“Mama operated under the assumption that I was eight years old and incapable of feeding myself. It was physically impossible for her to cross…

— Molly Harper