Children Quote by Michelle Hodkin

“I must say it's pretty dreary living in the American Age - unless you're an American of course. Perhaps all our children will be…

— John Osborne

“All my life I wanted to go to bed with an American, and now I had, and I'm beginning to see why people don't…

— Nick Hornby

“Don’t you dare pee on me.”

— Roni Loren

“What do you expect? I love Americans, but sometimes we make me cringe. Yesterday I saw a guy wearing a shirt that said, 'I…

— Jamie Michele

“I can tell you this, you never say no to the opportunity to piss, to eat, or to get an half-hour's shut eye...”

— Neil Gaiman

“I’m nothing more than a talking urinal cake. The world is pissing on me.”

— Donald O'Donovan

“A white American can orbit the earth, but a black American can’t enter a restroom.”

— Ken Follett

“I’ve become one of those parents who demand their children go to the bathroom. “But I don’t have to.” “Well, go anyway.”

— Jim Gaffigan

“It's not every day that I spoke to a totally hot naked man who I was getting read to expose my parts to--and piss…

— Elle Casey

“What was the funniest thing you ever saw your children do?”

— Vincent Staniforth

“To hear you tell it, you'd think man was only put on this earth to keep urinals from going to waste.”

— Barbara Kingsolver